and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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