turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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