So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It's shark week go big or go home
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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