you have to choose: penises or morals?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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