This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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