It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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