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I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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