when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
