um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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