I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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