I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
it's like heaven, but drunker
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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