kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
how does that bad decision feel?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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