so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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