He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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