Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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