Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Randomize