I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
