gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
