do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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