My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Fuck appropriateness.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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