You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
