Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize