i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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