so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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