I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Randomize
