How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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