I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
