Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I skipped work to stalk him.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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