I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Randomize
