Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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