i don't want you to think of me as your TA
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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