So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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