I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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