yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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