Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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