am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
