i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
they're like a gay fantastic four
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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