You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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