he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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