fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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