Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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