There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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