doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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