Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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