I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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