He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
where am i from again
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
