turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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