It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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