Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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