surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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