Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
