you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Your penis caused this!
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