As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
We have so much sex to catch up on
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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