People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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