Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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