have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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