is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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