Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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